halloween five point plan

 



as if all the sugary goodness in the world was not enough on halloween...i imagine there are some sp&b fans out there who have been waiting for their fix. patiently waiting. riding out the political ads. checking their google reader for a sparse update.

sp was a scary scarecrow. scary scarecrow=headless scarecrow at school (no scary masks, no fake blood, etc.) and all the crazy makeup and fake blood a guy can handle on his own at home for trick or treating.  sp rolled with it this year, he "loved his scarecrow pants, they were perfect." he was more concerned with his halloween five point plan.  priority 1: scary face makeup, fake blood. priority 2: candy. priority 3:  trick or treating at every house to collect the most candy possible.  priority 4: organizing candy. priority 5: total candy dominance over his brother. 

 

beansish.  do not let his calm appearance and sweet face fool you.  he had a whole lot of non-sense in him this year.  including using his very own fangs to bite another child at school.  never in the history of bean-dom has he bitten anyone.  but he chose to be a bat this year.  and not any usual bat.  he was a vampire.  and apparently you can't control yourself when the vampire takes hold.  (we are working on it...) 

 

alas, this was the halloween five point plan for a punky kindie with no more sharp fangs.  one:  the vampire bat (on tuesday night) was replaced by a bat ninja (on wednesday morning).  two:  the bat was replaced by a ninja (on wednesday night).  three:  the ninja was replaced by a tired kindie (wednesday 7pm).  four:  and a tired kindie turned into a pumpkin (7:30pm).  five:  a sleeping pumpkin was in his bed just before the clock struck 8:00pm (sound asleep).